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"Is it just me, or are things getting easier these days?"

'I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it, sir, but we don't give refunds.'

"Oh, you know...up and down."

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

Line for a funnel cake stand.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Kisses/Peck on the cheek.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

She's good, but Mom's better.

Carousel Ride

Face Painting: $1

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

Ice Cream Tower.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

See the Amazing Un-Tattooed Lady!!

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'He said business was bad but I didn't think it was that bad!!'

Bumper Car UFO.

'If anything happens, Janice, I love you.'

'No sniffing.'

'Darn good oil that!'

'Is it just me or are things getting easier these days?'

RAF plane ride.

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

World-Go-Round

Kisses/ Lick your balls.

Minnesota State Fair.

"No fair!"

"Whac a mole" "Catch a fish"