Fair T-Shirts

Clown Face Painting

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Ice Cream Tower.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

World of Cow.

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Whack A Soul.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Roller Coasters

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.