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Will spell your name

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Clown Face Painting

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

'None shall pass!'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Whack A Soul.

At the poetic justice fair.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Roller Coasters

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

She's good, but Mom's better.

RAF plane ride.