Street Fair T-Shirts

Disappointed Vultures. Mexican. Vegan. Pizza. Sliders. Indian. Sushi. BBQ. The ad said "Street Food," I just assumed there'd be roadkill here.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Face painting by numbers.

Saxophone Player.

Funnel of Love

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Ice Cream Tower.

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Street Organ - Monkey

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

tnl of lv

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."