Fair Gifts

Clown Face Painting

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Ice Cream Tower.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'No sniffing.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

World of Cow.

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'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

At the poetic justice fair.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

Roller Coasters

Whack A Soul.