Fair Fanatic Gifts

Face Painting: $1

Minnesota State Fair.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Psst, we're making a break for it on Tuesday, you guys in?'

Minnesota State Fair.

"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."

"Papi, can you take me to the carnival at the mall?"

Face painting.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Fist Bumper Cars

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Funnel of Love

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Face Painting.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Fun at the Fair.

I hate these he shed, she shed cases.

Bumper Limos

Baskerville Tabby.

"Sorry Kid?"