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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Funnel of Love

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Trade Show Sherpas

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Ice Cream Tower.

'We no longer call it 'hiring' - we now call it 'insourcing'.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

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At the poetic justice fair.

Whack A Soul.

Roller Coasters

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

The interminable!