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Muriel's over-curated life

"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

Portrait Gallery

"It's called 'wet paints!'"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Gallery of Modern Art: Thank You For Not Smirking

"Actually, I'm having mixed emotions about this one."

"It's very sixties."

Scary things in the museum

'That one's from my positive period.'

'But is it ART?'

Face of Art

"Well....I could've done this!"

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Party Animals.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'