Art Exhibits Gifts

Muriel's over-curated life

"I knew the artist when he was just deluding himself."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"His paintings are better than they look."

"It says, 'During the Barcelona period he became enamored of the possibilities inherent in virgin space. With a courage-born of the most profound respect for the enigma of the inponderable, he produced, at this time, a series of canvases in which there exists solely an expanse of pregnant white.'"

Portrait Gallery

"It's called 'wet paints!'"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Gallery of Modern Art: Thank You For Not Smirking

"Actually, I'm having mixed emotions about this one."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"It's very sixties."

"No, it's not by Jackson Pollock, it's actually a Rembrandt. This gallery just has really inattentive security attendants.

Scary things in the museum

'That one's from my positive period.'

'But is it ART?'

Face of Art

"Well....I could've done this!"

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Party Animals.

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Painting taking root...

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Picasso: The Early Years

Children's Art Show.

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"