Art Exhibit Gifts

Creation of Red Wine

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Candle Portraits.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're no Pollock.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Unfinished Masterpiece.