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Creation of Red Wine

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Candle Portraits.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Instant art

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Who's the artist?"

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'