Art Exhibit Opening T-Shirts

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Pin Vincent's ear on.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"Forget the artwork. . . who makes these martinis?!"

"Good news! I can show your work! The twitter mob doesn't mind!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Private Viewing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Instant art

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'