Art Exhibit Opening T-Shirts

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Pin Vincent's ear on.

"Forget the artwork. . . who makes these martinis?!"

"Good news! I can show your work! The twitter mob doesn't mind!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Creation of Red Wine

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Private Viewing

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.