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'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'

"This is Native Australian art."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I don't know if he's a vandal or a performance artist."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Misunderstood artist

Painting taking root...

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Now this I get."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Art Gallery.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Art of Surviving

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'You're no Pollock.'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Instant art

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

The Battle of the Pictures.