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'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'That reminds me, what wine are you serving this evening?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Painting taking root...

Misunderstood artist

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'You're no Pollock.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Who's the artist?"

Rodins rotten juggler

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."