Opening Of An Art Exhibit T-Shirts

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Private Viewing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.