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'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Private Viewing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Instant art

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.