New Art Exhibit T-Shirts

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'