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Aquarium. New Giant Clam Exhibit. I think we're ready for tomorrow's grand opening!

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Private Viewing

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Rodins rotten juggler

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

A Science and Art Conversation.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."