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"Can't you forget you once found sixpence?"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Candle Portraits.

Children's Art Show.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cats at private view

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Escher exhibition first floor

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."