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Private Viewing

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Painting taking root...

Misunderstood artist

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Now this I get."

Art Gallery.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Outré or simply bad?"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Art of Surviving

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Instant art

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Rodins rotten juggler

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'