New Exhibit Opening Pillows

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Instant art

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're no Pollock.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Rodins rotten juggler

A Science and Art Conversation.

The Battle of the Pictures.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."