New Art Exhibition Visit Pillows

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"I read 'Art News.'"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Private Viewing

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

A Science and Art Conversation.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'