Art Exhibit Visit Pillows

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I could do that."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Who's the artist?"

Tilted painting

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"I suffer for my art..."

"I like it, it takes me back to my childhood."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"I'm expected to write a good review of this stuff... So here I go with some confusing art rhetoric."