Art Exhibit Visit Gifts

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"I could do that."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"Who's the artist?"

Tilted painting

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I'm expected to write a good review of this stuff... So here I go with some confusing art rhetoric."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"I suffer for my art..."

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."