Art Exhibition Gifts

"This is the show, Madam."

The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

'It must have been one of those 'Casual Fridays'.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"You moved!"

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'He can't remember if he finished painting it or not.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Believe me, this guy is the next superstar of painting. He bows to the conservatives, the lefties, the environmentalists, to all religions, to the atheists, the meat eaters, the vegans..."

Instant art

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Buy a painting get to keep the artist.

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

The Consultant.

A caveman art exhibition

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Painting taking root...

'You're no Pollock.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Picasso: The Early Years

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I read 'Art News.'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'