Art Exhibition Opening Gifts

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

A Science and Art Conversation.

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

'Turned out non-figurative again...'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist in formaldehyde

"The expiration date says it will only be avant-garde for nine more years."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Tate Modern

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'