New Art Exhibit Opening Gifts

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Private Viewing

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'You're no Pollock.'

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Who's the artist?"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'