Art Exhibition Launch Gifts

Mobile Art Gallery.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Picasso: The Early Years

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.