Art Show Opening Gifts

'We must be early. It hasn't started yet.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Private Viewing

Private View

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Creation of Red Wine

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Instant art

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."