First Art Show Gifts

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

How to draw a martian!

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Private Viewing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Children's imagination

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'You're no Pollock.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...