First Gallery Showing Gifts

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Painting taking root...

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Art Gallery.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Private Viewing

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'You're no Pollock.'

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Francoise Gilot

"It's a great work!"

Instant art

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Understanding art.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'