First Art Show Mugs

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

How to draw a martian!

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Private Viewing

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

Children's imagination

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."