Art Exhibition Launch T-Shirts

Mobile Art Gallery.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Private Viewing

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'