Debut Art Exhibition T-Shirts

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Private Viewing

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'