Gallery Exhibitions Gifts

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Painting taking root...

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

I painted them all from memory.

Escher exhibition first floor

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Private Viewing

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.