Art Exhibition Visit Gifts

"A 5-year-old could do it."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

"I could do that."

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Tilted painting

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Who's the artist?"

A Science and Art Conversation.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."