Art Exhibition Visit Mugs

"A 5-year-old could do it."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I read 'Art News.'"

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

"I could do that."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"Who's the artist?"

A Science and Art Conversation.

Tilted painting

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Tracey Emin - Private view.