Visiting An Art Exhibition Gifts

'What dynasty is that from?' 'Ming.'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"I could do that."

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Tilted painting

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Who's the artist?"

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Tracey Emin - Private view.

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?