Attending An Art Exhibition Gifts

Art Gallery.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

"I could do that."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Who's the artist?"

Tilted painting

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

Unfinished Masterpiece.

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

"I detect an accent – money?"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."