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Art Gallery.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

"I could do that."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"I detect an accent – money?"

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Tilted painting

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Who's the artist?"

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?