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'An interesting gimmick to get attention.'

The Artist

"Well....I could've done this!"

Painting taking root...

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

It's a call from Tate modern.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Picasso: The Early Years

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Europa takes a selfie

"I could do that."

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Modeling gig

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'