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"My dream is for this work to be crated and stored, somewhere in Singapore... forever."

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Giant white horse.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Cats at private view

Children's Art Show.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."