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"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"That's the first dollar I ever extorted."

'Oooh, these philistines! They placed my work of art upside down!'

Local Art Show

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

Candle Portraits.

The Selfie

"The overthinker"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

It's a call from Tate modern.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Giant white horse.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'