New Art Exhibition Visit Prints

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I read 'Art News.'"

Private Viewing

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Instant art

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'You're no Pollock.'

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

A Science and Art Conversation.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"Who's the artist?"

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."