Gallery Exhibition T-Shirts

"Artsy. But not fartsy."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Painting taking root...

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

I painted them all from memory.

Art Gallery.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Private Viewing

Art of Surviving

"I read 'Art News.'"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"That must be the artist over there."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"Outré or simply bad?"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"