Gallery T-Shirts

Who are you?

Man Overly Enjoys the Nude Artwork in a Gallery

Culture Saturday

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

bird interprets modern art

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Rodin's Browser

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Art Gallery.

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"I read 'Art News.'"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Outré or simply bad?"

The perfectionist.

Art of Surviving

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Private Viewing

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.