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Man Overly Enjoys the Nude Artwork in a Gallery

Culture Saturday

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

bird interprets modern art

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Cats at private view

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

I painted them all from memory.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Art Gallery.

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Private Viewing

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Art of Surviving

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I read 'Art News.'"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

The perfectionist.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser