Art Gallery T-Shirts

At the Academy.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Culture Saturday

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

bird interprets modern art

Candle Portraits.

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

Creation of Red Wine

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

The Cremaster Cycle

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Art of Surviving

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Who are you?

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.