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"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Culture Saturday

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

bird interprets modern art

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cats at private view

Rodin's Browser

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

I painted them all from memory.

The Cremaster Cycle

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Escher exhibition first floor

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Art of Surviving

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

Who are you?

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'