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'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Baroque Peacock

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

Rodin's Browser

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Michelangelo eh...well you're going to have to come up with some ID!

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"But is it content?"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

The Big Picture

Dave :)

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"It must be pouring outside."