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"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

bird interprets modern art

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

The Cremaster Cycle

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"That must be the artist over there."

Art of Surviving

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings