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"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

bird interprets modern art

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Rodin's Browser

Cats at private view

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

I painted them all from memory.

The Cremaster Cycle

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Art Gallery.

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."